Godmother for hire
April 13th, 2007
I am hereby offering my Certified Godmother Services to anyone interested in having a baby before April 12, 2011.
After that, fire.
I eh takin no baptism class again…
(actually it really wasn’t half bad and only 45 minutes so if you’re really dying to go don’t let me stop you)
April 13th, 2007 at 8:14 am
damn, i guess i better do mine ,
you brown noser you
April 13th, 2007 at 8:27 am
well I just had an argument with “Fr Alex ” , I simply don’t see the need for a class(actually 2 classes) to “teach” me the responsibility of caring for a child.
At this rate, Ryan will have to find another Godfather and the Catholic church will lose me , forever.
I will however be Hailey’s Godfather in my mind , if not in the eyes of the Catholic church.
Hey, I simply may not be Catholic material.
I won’t lose any sleep !!
April 13th, 2007 at 8:30 am
and as GOD as my witneses, if they try to make me go to batism class for my coming child. They’ll lose that one too.
April 13th, 2007 at 8:41 am
Dude– what?
Who came up with that one? And who’s having a kid?
How random.
April 13th, 2007 at 8:59 am
its offical, I just had an argument with the “teacher” for the baptism class, and basically he said that only a catholic can be a good godparent. So I have finally had enough of the religious hypocracy. And with Catholics believing that they are the ONLY ones that can be right.
I am a believer of god with no religion. JOIN ME and end this union of church , state and BS. !!!
stay tuned for my editorial letter, I will post it when it gets printed.
April 13th, 2007 at 9:00 am
you moderate your comments ?? so Gestapo…….
April 13th, 2007 at 9:07 am
have to keep out the hoi polloi…
April 13th, 2007 at 10:19 am
christian dip, revival dip…
April 13th, 2007 at 10:47 am
my bro’s having the kid.. dow just come visit your sis in cali and then you will only have to take one, 45-minute class. in fact, you don’t even really have to take the class. Here’s how the first five mins of the whole thing went:
D goes to register.
Old lady hands D certificate, tells her to write in her name.
D goes into classroom but the cogs are turning.
D texts RG: I got the certificate. Should I dash?
RG texts D: Uh. Up to you. Your God.
D texts RG: bah.
Overcome with Catholic guilt, D decides to stay.
Bah.
April 14th, 2007 at 5:03 am
go to kinko’s, change Danielle to Derek and print me a certificate, will ya ?
April 14th, 2007 at 7:45 am
up to you. Your God. Ha Ha.
April 16th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Are you two really your parents’ children??!?
I feel I should sell out both of you heretics. Maybe that’ll make up for someone selling ME out to them when I went off to college….
And D, off the record, you shoulda hit that “teacher” a knee strike and two calpet (reverse bitch slap for you Americans not in the know) (no it does not become pluralized) for such an ignorant remark.
April 16th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
And when is the last time you partook in the sacrament of communion, Father Weso?
April 17th, 2007 at 8:50 am
You guyz are funny. Glad I’m not related to none of…wait. Nevemind.
But seriously Derek. I’m with j00. DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM!
U R > parent than any non certified catholic…I think.
April 17th, 2007 at 8:53 am
Oh btw, so we have till 2011 to make you a god mother? Doesn’t seem long enough. Cause by the church rules, can’t try to conceive till you’re married. And to get married, got to “court” the woman for a while, normally say…a year? And then of course, organizing a wedding takes like…a year? Depending on the woman maybe…
So me thinks you go get an extension on them there certificate.
April 18th, 2007 at 6:26 am
I went to church on Christmas I’ll have you know. But honestly I never knew there was an actual thing you had to go through to become an “official” godparent. Is there some kind of stipend you receive for doing it? How much did you have to pay to get certified, and is it from an accredited firm? What’s the ROI on this whole process?
Because having to sit and listen to the kind of people who would come up with things like Inquisitions, witchhunting (a waste of a perfectly good spellcaster), and creationism, is really not my cup of 7-pump mocafrapnoxinhidechaicoffee with ginseng.
April 18th, 2007 at 9:38 am
You went to church on christmas?
lul. I don’t even remember that. I musta been sleeping!
August 20th, 2007 at 6:03 am
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