DScottGRRL

You know those people who feel like the world owes them something?

I really hope I’m not one of them.

But sometimes I wonder…

I’m really good at lists and on any given day I can probably list all the ways I’ve been wronged by the world off the top of my head–chronologically or in order of importance. Take your pick.

For instance, today I was woken up a half an hour too early.

Grrrr.

And then, while I was drinking my daily cup of coffee, I was rudely interrupted and made to go downstairs and move my car.

The frustration builds.

Mornings are my time, you see. I don’t speak much. I drink my coffee. If I’m in the mood, some interpretive dance. And maybe some Sunrise Earth.

And if something goes wrong with my mornings, it’s really really hard for me to see the rest of the day in a good light. I’ve been a Grumpy Gus all of today because I was so wrongfully wronged this morning.

The boyfriend thinks it’s carb anger.

A-ha! A new term! Yes, it’s for real!

Kind of like ‘roid rage, except carb anger stems from a lack of carbs in one’s life. He did seem a bit nervous as I watched him eyes narrowed eating a freaking biscuit in front of me. How dare he?

On that note, I guess life has been wronging me since yesterday.

When I moved to LA I made a pledge to myself to stop sweating the small stuff (I’ve written about this before). But today, it just didn’t work. Whatever. What is life without suffering, right?

I just sat outside in the sun for a bit–which also wronged me. I keep forgetting that blue, sunny skies don’t necessarily mean it’s warm out. What kind of effed up world do we live in, seriously?

Poor Dan.

And then I decided to get some more coffee to cheer me up. We’ll see how it goes. I’m not expecting much from today.

Ah well.

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