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Beer Olympics–replete with bull horn and safety cones

That’s me participating in yesterday’s Beer Olympics and kicking ass at the tricycle race, I might add.

But, what? How can this be, you ask?

Dan, the teetotaler? Beer Olympics? Cognitive dissonance, whut?

For obvious reasons (see here) I’ve never played drinking games.

Yes, for real.

I’ve watched (quite boring), but mostly I would just kill time reading magazines while everyone else got wasted and giggled like two-year-olds.

To be honest, I really didn’t think much of it or that I may have been missing out.

Now, here’s where the Life’s Simple Truths come in:

Playing drinking games? Lot more fun than watching them.

Like, tons.

Uh-derrrr.

For the first time in my life I played Flip Cup yesterday. Fun. Giggling like a two-year-old. Sooo fun. And I wasn’t even half bad. I played with water obviously.

Oooh and tricycle racing (pictured above) For once my genetic shortcomings worked to my advantage–those short little legs of mine pedaled like no other!

Fun fun fun.

So, you know that saying: Life is not a spectator sport?

It’s for real.

Participate–my new resolution.

See more BO pics here.

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